{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
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Takahiro Sasaki is a former Japanese politician of the Constitutional Democratic Party of Japan, who served as a member of the House of Representatives in the Diet.
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{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}
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